The title is a clickbait (DID I CLCIKBAIT YOU DIVI?!). It’s not a review. You’ll understand soon *cough*
Hooman beings and aliens, I’m presenting to you, today, a song review for the ‘amazing’ book City of Bones based on the song Harry Potter in 99 seconds. Thank you dear song for existing🙂 Otherwise this song wouldn’t have been here.
(I do hope everyone knows this song right? Right? RIGHT?!🔪)
There once was a girl named Clary Who was destined to be the one (or maybe not) Her mother has hid her from who knows what Now she’s got some people to annoy Yo Clary! You’re a shadowhunter! Clary goes to the institute Jace is a natural blonde (who flexes on everyone) The Quartet has some demons to fight Clary’s not like other girls Who hates to smell like desserts (Will Herondale: MONSTER!) She’s got some issues she can’t solve (Bummer!) There’s a mortal cup Mundane’s transform But the weak ones end up dying Everyone fights for this cup And that’s the whole plot of this novel Clary blows on everyone She ain’t thankful for anything Luke’s a wolf Her Mother’s gone And Clary’s a pain in the arse Simon drank some blue liquid And now he is a rat The vampires after a rat I don’t really get it either Clary gets put in a Distressing situation (again!) That requires some brain cell (but she ain’t got one) Oh no! Jace is around to save the day He’s back Valentine, Valentine, such a stupid name Alec, Magnus, Izzy have no play anymore Hodge Hodge, who’s gonna kill this Betraying skunk (You always have a choice) He’s forced to stay in institute Werewolves are gonna save the night Clace’s romance is dumb Jace is now Clary’s brother Oh Jace, come to Idris We’ll be evil together No, daddy (DON’T. SEXUALISE.) You took Clary from me! (Dude, technically she’s your ‘sister’) There once was a girl named Clary Who had to choose between two idiots The decision was such a turmoil She let out a breath she didn’t realize she was holding
This book also has a ‘not like other boys’. cries
Clary is the very definition of annoying
*looks up annoying on dictionary*
SEE I TOLD YA!
And Clary, my love, put your stupid nose outta Izzy’s business. ISABELLE IS QUEEN. SHE DOESN’T NEED YOUR OPINION TO LOOK BEAUTIFUL SO STOP WITH YOUR HATE
GIRL ON GIRL HATE❌
Simon is a rat
He didn’t strike me as a great deal
To all the people who feel bad for not reading this, you are lucky😌
This series rids of all your brain cells
The hype for Cassandra Clare’s series is bigger than Jace’s ego which is saying something…
And what’s with the yellow cover?
Is it supposed to be Jace? Ew.
And—why, why is it yellow
Definitely judge a book by it’s cover
~City of Bones
Are you yellow just for me?
City of Bones
Please throw yourselves into pits of hell
That my faith in humanity is g—go—gone?~
This song is City of Stars. Its really amazing. Listen to it instead of wasting your time on this series.
Thank you Ishu for giving me the song review idea!
Please do check out her song review for this book book here.
(There are too many links in this post, why not add more?)
Check out this review on Goodreads here
PLEASE DO CHECK IT OUT!
Note: I haven’t posted anything in a long time. I planned one for yesterday but I wasn’t able to complete it sworry. Praying to the saints that everyone (almost everyone) likes this.